Are you tired of being a mere mortal, living life without the thrill of Aussie Rules Football? Well, fear not, for the Grand River Gargoyles have arrived to rescue you from your ordinary existence! We’re a team of ambitious amateurs, determined to take the footy world by storm, or at least have a good laugh trying. If you’ve ever dreamed of donning the coveted gargoyle crest, running like a caffeinated kangaroo, and kicking balls with reckless abandon, then we have a spot just for you! Join us on this wild adventure where we promise camaraderie, hilarious blunders, and the occasional victory.

It’s time to unleash your inner gargoyle and embrace the chaos!